Hi,I did the following:
Question: Political Joke(and why do i need 20 letters)?
Montana Cowboy
A Montana cowboy was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture
when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him.
The driver, a man in an Armani suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and
YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the cowboy, “If I tell you exactly
how many cows and calves you have in Your herd, will you give me a calf?”
The cowboy looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his
peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, “Sure, Why not?”
The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer, connects
it to his Cingular RAZR V3 cell phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the
Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite navigation
system to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another
NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo. The
young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and exports it
to an image processing facility in Hamburg , Germany . Within seconds, he
receives an email
on his Palm Pilot that the image has been processed and the data stored.
He then accesses a MS-SQL Database through an ODBC connected Excel
spreadsheet with e-mail on his Blackberry and, after a few
minutes, receives a response. Finally, he prints out a full-color,
150-page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized HP LaserJet printer and
finally turns to the cowboy and says, “You have exactly 1,586 cows And
calves.”
“That’s right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves,” says the cowboy.
He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on amused as
the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car.
Then the cowboy says to the young man, “Hey, if I can tell you exactly
what your business is, will you give me back my calf?” The young man
thinks about it for a second and then says, “Okay, why not?”
You’re a Congressman for the U.S.Government,” says the cowboy.
“Wow! That’s correct,” says the yuppie, “but how did you guess that?”
“No guessing required,” answered the cowboy. “You showed up here even
though nobody called you; You want to get paid for an answer I already
knew, to a question I never asked. You tried to show me how
much smarter than me you are; And you don’t know a thing about cows, this is a herd of Sheep.
“Now give me back my dog.”
The pictures have nothing to do with the content!!
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