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Question: The Low Tech Cowboy?
A Montana cowboy was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture
when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him.

The driver, a young man in a Bryony suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban
sunglasses and YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the cowboy, “If I
tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, will
you give me a calf?”

The cowboy looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his
peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, “Sure, Why not?”

The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer, connects
it to his Cingular RAZR V3 cell phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the
Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite navigation system to get an
exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite
that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo.

The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and
exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg , Germany .
Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot that the image
has been processed and the data stored. He then accesses a MS-SQL
database through an ODBC connected Excel spreadsheet with e-mail on his
Blackberry and, after a few minutes, receives a response.

Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-tech,
miniaturized HP LaserJet printer and finally turns to the cowboy and
says, “You have exactly 1,586 cows and calves.”

“That’s right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves,” says the
cowboy.

He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on amused
as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car.

Then the cowboy says to the young man, “Hey, if I can tell you exactly
what your business is, will you give me back my calf?”

The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, “Okay, why
not?”

You’re a Congressman for the U.S. Government,” says the cowboy.

“Wow! That’s correct,” says the yuppie, “but how did you guess that?”

“No guessing required,” answered the cowboy. “You showed up here even
though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already
knew, to a question I never asked. You tried to show me how much smarter
than me you are; and you don’t know a thing about cows, this is a herd
of sheep.

“Now give me back my dog.”

The pictures have nothing to do with the content!!

The following is the answer:

Answer by ஐim bringing sexy back!!!ஐ
HAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
heard it b4 but still LoVE iT!!!!!!!!!

Answer by karsongirl
hahaha thats a good one!!

Answer by nicholettejohnson
Great!!!

Answer by Charlie B.
That about sizes it up! Very funny.

Answer by ettezzil
lol ^_^

good reasoning!

Answer by jfmm
LOL. Love it! LOL.

Good one!

Answer by Nianque
Heh, I like it.

Answer by tripleplay181
heard a blonde variation of this b4
too long 4 too little funny

Answer by DKB_BABY
omg that was so funny! lol love it!

Answer by lightbulblady1
Very very nice one!!

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